Nick (4 year old) : Lily me cold will you give me a hug?
Lily (7 year old): In a rare act of kindness Lily agrees. Sure Nick come here. Hugs brother tightly.
Is that better? Are you warm now? Already annoyed that she agreed to touch her brother.
Nick: Yeah that's okay...Mom's hugs are better though.
Lily: Well yeah but thats because she has bigger boobs.
Nick nods fully understanding the "bigger the boobs the better the hugs theory"