Words that so easily come to my mouth aren't making their way to my fingers for some reason. I am blaming my birthday. I am 32 and no longer able to write a decent page of words. I even entertained the thought of posting some erotica I wrote back in college when I had a brief fling with my music teacher. Yeah I know my teacher, the married man of the kid I was babysitting, my therapist, I'm not proud. I am sure it all has to do with deep down wanting to only be with men who are unavailable. Maybe? Who the hell knows. I decided against posting it, it even though I am pretty sure the blogging world takes a small hiatus on the weekends, but I didn't want to freak anyone out or give any family members a heart attack if they were to ever stumble across this. Why couldn't I have dated a Philosophy teacher? I bet he would have inspired me to write really insightful things. Things I could have posted 12 years later when I had nothing to talk about on my blog. I should have planned better. Dammit.
So I'm here. I am cleaning and watching How I Met Your Mother, and am really glad I looked at the directions on the box of my "homemade" lasagna cause it takes two hours to cook instead of one. Hope everyone is having a great weekend!!!
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- Sarah's Blogtastic Adventures
- Peoria, IL, United States
- Hey everyone! I started this as an outlet to talk when all other grownups in my house are working. As a mom of four little kids this is a great way for me to post my musings about life, love, single parenthood, and whatever else strikes my fancy!! Enjoy this and post comments especially from more experienced bloggers. Happy reading!
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Now THAT would make for an interesting post... You could perhaps share your erotic ideas at the church I posted on my blog ;)
::snicker::
Yeah, I'm evil.
(Actually I must be because the word verification is getting all biblical on me too... I got "leper", I expect lightening to strike at any moment...)
Was that that guy with the curly hair and the glasses? The teacher? He was hot. I wanna hear that story again. Come on Please?
I lost my writing skills about a year ago....why do you think I'm sticking with cooking and photography for blogging? ha ha....not really kidding.
Happy Birthday! Don't worry the words will come back. I took a break and I'm still working on the words coming back! :)
What'd you do on your birthday?? Hope it was a good one!
Hope you had a great birthday!
And most women have some guy in their past they'd rather forget.
With four kids, your words will come back. Trust me.
Honey, I'm 46! You are not old!
Happy belated birthday. I hope you enjoyed your lasagna. I hope you post your erotic story sometime too.
I'm not even saying how old I am. But...I am old enough to read erotica.
damn you- now I'm hungry for lasagna. How a m I supposed to lose 20 pounds if you people keep talking about food???
Happy Happy Birthday! (You know how when there is an accident on the freeway, and in front of the accident the road is all empty, but behind the accident the cars are all stacked up for miles? Your words are like that)
I just figured out that my lasagna takes two hours to cook too, dammit.
Wow, what a deep story about the married music teacher.
Happy birthday! I've got writers (and readers) block too.
Well, I, for one, would love a scandalous post to read, but I imagine you'd also be setting yourself up for some self-righteous fingerpointing. Still . . . ;)
Happy birthday!
Hiatus is my favorite kind of soup.
Darling, you aren't 32. You are celebrating the 7th anniversary of your 25th birthday-which is a whole 'nother thing! My 8th anniversary is coming right up, and I'm gonna rock it like only a 25-yr-old can! ;)
you're tagged
Post it. Although erotica can be tedious at times and Lord knows there's plenty of it out there.
Sarah, your words don't come from old-fling teachers. They come from you. And they're good. So there! Happy birthday.
P.S. -- You're making lasagna? Impressive. I'm still in Ramen Noodle school.
happy birthday, sarah!
My! My!!! The stories we only sorta hear! ;)
(And I will say that "nothing" is the main reason I try to set the bar so very low with my blog... when I got nothin' it's really nothing new)
story! story! story!
The words have left me too. Maybe it is a 32 thing. Wow... quite the scandal you were in HS!!!
Psssstttttt.......I'm totally into unavailable guys.
Don't feel bad, I dated some real "winners" in my past too.
Damn. I meant to wish you a happy birthday. Oops. Why not create another anonymous blog and post your stories there?
Why the heck does it take so long to heat lasagna through? Sheesh!
If you had posted erotica, I would have thought your site had been hacked or something...LOL
Oh, I'm pretty sure you have to post it now. Ummm..just start with, "I once heard this story about...."
Happy birthday!
Ugh, after this fondue party at my office, I'm full and craving lasagna. Thanks, Sarah! And happy birthday!
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Just for you.
Great post.
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